They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked into a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX.WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE DIDN'T MISS THEM UNTIL THEY HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR ABOUT FORTY MINUTES.BY THEN, TO ADD TO THE AGGRAVATION, THEY HAD TO TRAVEL QUITE A DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND, IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE RESTAURANT TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES.ALL THE WAY BACK, THE ELDERLY HUSBAND BECAME THE CLASSIC GROUCHY OLD MAN. HE FUSSED AND COMPLAINED, AND SCOLDED HIS WIFE RELENTLESSLY DURING THE ENTIRE RETURN DRIVE. THE MORE HE CHIDED HER, THE MORE AGITATED HE BECAME. HE JUST WOULDN'T LET UP FOR A SINGLE. Seconds later she pulled out a business with her work number and cell number. He rubbed his fingers over the raised letters of her name as he grew and instant chub in his pants. "Give me call" was all she said before leaving out the shop and rounding the corner back to work.That was a week ago today, a week of nude texting and horny photo sharing; a week of thick black cock pics and white and wet pussy; and they both were at their boiling points. Any time Jason saw the name Camilla come up on his phone he became hard as a rock in seconds. The same could be said for Camilla, who turned out to the more rambunctious of the two, always sending Jason scantly clad noods and close ups of her dripping pussy after masturbating. It even resulted with Camilla running to the office bathrooms just to rub out an orgasm for her sex starved pussy. All work and no play had left her poor vagina completely horny most days.One day it was enough, Camilla had woke up in an unprecedented wily mode. She.
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